TV Quotes
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TV Quotes
01.05.12When I heard Manny wanted to fence, I was like, sure. Uncoordinated kid, lethal weapon. How can this go wrong?”
One of my goals for this year was to blog at least twice a week, but of course I had to go and get ridiculously sick and have spent the last, oh, eight million days feeling like I’m going to die. I haven’t even had time to blog about my goals yet!
While I recuperate, I’ve been watching Modern Family episodes. Here are some of my favourite quotes:
Cameron: “There’s a fish in nature that swims around with its babies in its mouth. That fish would look at Mitchell’s relationship with his mother and say, ‘That’s messed up.’”
Alex: “If Haley got pregnant, would you ever pretend she got mono for a few months and then tell everyone the baby’s yours?”
Phil: “I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG: Oh, my god, WTF: Why the face?”
Alex: “You’re a freshman, what are you doing in second year math?”
Alex: “You’re a senior, what are you still doing in second year math?”
Haley: “Not still. Again!”
Phil: I was 11 years old. I hit ten straight fastballs in the batting cage, then my friend Jeff Sweeney took one in the groin. I yelled “ball two!” Everybody laughed. That’s when I knew I was funny.
Mitchell: “My gaydar is never wrong and it is pinging like we’re at a bathhouse.”
